"Do you always use the word 'whilst, Mr....

"Do you always use the word 'whilst, Mr. Robson? inquired the maiiaging editor looking over the local columus of the moming issue. "Yes sir," replied the new reporter; "1 think it's rather a more elegant word than 'while' " "After this week, Mr. Robson," said the managing editor, making a memoramdum, "you may work in the janitorial department for a 'vvhilst.' " Rich cake will Dot crumble if cut with a knifo dipped in hot water. The juice of two oranges added to a pitcher of lemonade greatly improves it.