He Was Much Relieved

A Germán citizen, approaching the win dow of a New York baak, requested that a check payable to the order of Schweitzer case be cashed. "Yah, dot 's me," he nodded reassuringly, in aiiswer to the teller's look of inquiry. "But I don 't know that you are Mr. Schweitzercase. You must get yourself identified. " "How vas dot?" asked the Germán citizen, with a puzzled look. "You must get Boine one to identify you," repeated the bank offioer; "I dont know you." "Ah, yah!" cried Hans, much relieved. "Dot's all right. 1 don't know you, neider. " -