Johuny (whose father is an editor)- Mr. Storekeeper, do you keep sugar, coiïee, tea, calicó and tliings? Storekeeper- Certaiuly my boy. Johnny- Yes, aud pa saysyouwill keep 'em unless you advertise. A Jirooklyn young vvoman has a jeautiful and most curious table cover n stripes of white and golden brown. t is woven oí the shcrn hair of her St. Bernard dog. Montreal Lady (to American financier)- Do yon not lind our Canadian climate rather cold, Mr. Boodler? American Financier - Oh, not at all; t agrees vvith me. I left New York because it was too warm for me there.