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West Marches Division

Ah, the West Marches. Miles and miles of marsh and wasteland, ripe for monsters to emerge from and lurk in. Our talent scouts scoured the marches high and low to bring you eight fabulous monsters from this damp corner of the world. Want to take a closer look at a particular contestant? Go ahead and click the image! And now, without further ado, here are the contestants...

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West Marches Contestants

Balor

Flumph

Gelatinous Cube

Gibbering Mouther

Nothic

Owlbear

Sea Spawn

Vampiric Mist

 

 

Balor

Balor. A horned demon with glowing eyes and spread wings roars while weilding a fiery whip and an icy sword. Fierceness: 10 Smarts: 9 Smile: 4 Sense of Humor: 1 Composure: 2 Swagger/Moxie/General Vibe: 7 Bio: I’m smarter than I look. Likes: Strategy games, polishing my weapons. Dislikes: Insubordination. Talent: Chess.

Flumph

Flumph. An ethereal jellyfish-like creature reaches out to caress you gently with a blue-tipped tenticle. Fierceness: 1 Smarts: 5 Smile: 8 Sense of Humor: 10 Composure: 6 Swagger/Moxie/General Vibe: 10 Bio: Who is she? Literally, who? She couldn’t be reached for this interview. Definitely mysterious, graceful, and empathetic though. Likes: Dancing, glowing in response to your emotions, pie. Dislikes: Mood rings. Talent: Setting the tone of a conversation.

Gelatinous Cube

Gelatinous Cube. A large block of wobbly jello sits before you. The remains of previous enemies are drift gently inside the cube, remnicent of a macabre jello sculpture. Fierceness: 3 Smarts: 2 Smile: 1 Sense of Humor: 8 Composure: 10 Swagger/Moxie/General Vibe: 7 Bio: People say I’m a real square. Likes: Long, long hugs. Dislikes: Circles. Talent: Meditation.

Gibbering Mouther

Gibbering Mouther. A mound of oozy, fleshlike slime filled with many mouths and sharp teeth smiles grimly for the camera. Fierceness: 8 Smarts: 1 Smile: 9 Sense of Humor: 4 Composure: 3 Swagger/Moxie/General Vibe: 4 Bio: Grawpidrarevub RAalllrefCFFRrrrldjfi ARGHHHdk DfrpecmaccoxlrTTLDA AKKKAREiffanaaaac. Likes: Tasting. Dislikes: Small portion sizes. Talent: Small talk.

Nothic

Nothic. A one-eyed demon with long claws and hunched back shows its best smile. Fierceness: 5 Smarts: 4 Smile: 8 Sense of Humor: 8 Composure: 3 Swagger/Moxie/General Vibe: 4. Bio: I love the taste of sneaky secret thoughts. Likes: Secrets, baking. Dislikes: Anything requiring depth perception. Talent: Croissants.

Owlbear

Owlbear. A burly owlbear growls at the viewier in a fashion that's both menacing and charming. Fierceness: 7 Smarts: 1 Smile: 4 Sense of Humor: 3 Composure: 5 Swagger/Moxie/General Vibe: 7 Bio: The name says it all, friends. I’m as burly as an owl and as wise as a bear. Wait, that doesn’t sound right... Likes: Adorable woodland creatures, neighborhood BBQs. Dislikes: Humidity, anything that disturbs my beauty sleep. Talent: Lovely BEAR-itone singing voice.

Sea Spawn

Sea Spawn. A humanoid with gills and encrusted with barnicals stuts toward the camera. Fierceness: 3 Smarts: 3 Smile: 2 Sense of Humor: 5 Composure: 7 Swagger/Moxie/General Vibe: 8 Bio: Blubblubglubblublubglubbub glublubbubblugub. Likes: The vast, beautiful, mysterious realm of Poseidon - the Ocean. Dislikes: Oil spills, overfishing, cocky sea turtles. Talent: Solo synchronized swimming.

Vampiric Mist

Vampiric Mist. A dark cloud hovers over a man, consuming his life essence. The cloud twinkles winningly as it consumes the man. Fierceness: 4 Smarts: 2 Smile: 1 Sense of Humor: 4 Composure: 8 Swagger/Moxie/General Vibe: 6 Bio: I’m just a weather event mixed with an unending hunger. Likes: Rainy days, moonlit walks. Dislikes: The sun. Talent: Atmospheric lighting.

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