Badge Drop #9: Finally!! A Badge Drop Post with REAL and IMPORTANT CONTENT!
Fri, 08/10/2018 - 4:35pm by nicole
It's crazy to think that this time two months ago, Summer Game was just a twinkle in our eye and now we are ALL THE WAY IN at badge drop NINE!
And we know that by the time badge brop number NINE rolls around, many of you have run out of energy to read these EXCESSIVELY ENTHUSIASTIC posts! We're GRATEFUL for this, because we have almost run out of energy to WRITE these posts! We tapped our reserves of BEAR and TREE and WOOD JOKES weeks ago, but THAT'S OKAY because we know that it's incredibly unlikely that you'll even bother to glance at this OBNOXIOUSLY DENSE paragraph before you commence CLICKING FRANTICALLY through the catalog in search of CODES! We're pretty sure that by AUGUST no one will BOTHER TO CHECK whether we write real words or, for example, just a series of nonsense phrases, like LOG your UNDERWEAR! REVIEWS are WALLABIES! PANTS for CANADA!!! As long as we display the RIGHT amount of UPPER CASE ENTHUSIASM, we are ALMOST POSITIVE that no one will even NOTICE that we have said NEXT TO NOTHING in this ENTIRE POST! In fact, we hope if we keep BOMBARDING YOU with EXCLAMATION POINTS that you will simply GIVE UP on finishing this LONG-WINDED NOVELLA and HAPPILY SETTLE for a THINLY-VEILED DISTRACTION!!
Hey, look over there! It's BADGES!
That's IT! I mean, we would be HAPPY to write more nonsense things for you--like, RATE your DALAI LAMA! CODES are MAYONNAISE! SHOP plus SOUP equals SHOUP!--but we are pretty sure our EXCELLENT distraction has worked and you are already in the CATALOG, searching for CODES and thinking about how ADORABLE it is that your Summer Game Makers are still bothering to write stuff in their badge drop posts AT ALL!
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
:( no review reviewer?
So, um, should we collaboratively enter the all-caps words to see if we find any codes? ;-)
Don't worry! The Review Reviewer is undergoing beta testing by staff as we speak and will be ready in a couple days!
Plus, there are no hidden codes in this post, so you can feel free to gleefully skip it and get to the badges!
Glad to hear it. I'm interested in seeing how it (the Review Reviewer) works!
yay!!! I am excited about review reviewer!
Sad that there weren't any Explorer badges or Partner Badges this week. :(
Sorry, we've reached the point in the summer where players get really stressed if we drop badges that require them to go places, and we don't want to stress you out! So the explorer & partner badges usually dry up by mid-august to give players time to complete what's already been dropped.
Take a breath and relax